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Just because it's the weekend and we could all use a laugh... John Henry's BugShop has the original 'You know you drive a beater if..' list. Here's a few more I've collected from the Auto Club at work: YOU KNOW YOU DRIVE A BEATER IF: 1. You lose the stop-light challenge to a 14-year-old on a moped. 2. You cross your fingers every time you try to start the car. 3. 15-minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car for 3 days. 4. When you gas up, the attendant asks Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you? 5. While waiting at a stoplight, people run up asking if anyone was hurt. 6. Traffic reporters are starting to refer to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups. 7. Your tires are balding faster than Michael Bolton. 8. You judge suitable parking spaces by the degree of downhill slope. 9. You have the local towing company on speed-dial. 10. The engine catches fire and you don't notice anything wrong until the firetruck pulls you over. 11. Your entire car isn't worth the minimum insurance deductible. 12. The city sends you a notice requesting that you remove the 'abandoned vehicle' from your driveway. 13. Every time you start your car, the smog index jumps a whole point. 14. The local mechanic says that doing a tune-up is just 'throwing good money after bad'. 15. The 8-track tape deck finally eats your last tape. 16. When you try to sell it, the Old Car Trader won't accept your ad because 'they have a reputation to protect'. 17. If something sounds funny, you turn up the radio real loud until you get home. 18. You pull the hood latch before you try the key. 19. You wait until the car is running before you fasten your seatbelt. 20. You have to schedule 2 hours of adjustments and repair work so you can take a 10-minute drive to the store.
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Just because it's the weekend and we could all use a laugh... John Henry's BugShop has the original 'You know you drive a beater if..' list. Here's a few more I've collected from the Auto Club at work: YOU KNOW YOU DRIVE A BEATER IF: 1. You lose the stop-light challenge to a 14-year-old on a moped. 2. You cross your fingers every time you try to start the car. 3. 15-minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car for 3 days. 4. When you gas up, the attendant asks Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you? 5. While waiting at a stoplight, people run up asking if anyone was hurt. 6. Traffic reporters are starting to refer to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups. 7. Your tires are balding faster than Michael Bolton. 8. You judge suitable parking spaces by the degree of downhill slope. 9. You have the local towing company on speed-dial. 10. The engine catches fire and you don't notice anything wrong until the firetruck pulls you over. 11. Your entire car isn't worth the minimum insurance deductible. 12. The city sends you a notice requesting that you remove the 'abandoned vehicle' from your driveway. 13. Every time you start your car, the smog index jumps a whole point. 14. The local mechanic says that doing a tune-up is just 'throwing good money after bad'. 15. The 8-track tape deck finally eats your last tape. 16. When you try to sell it, the Old Car Trader won't accept your ad because 'they have a reputation to protect'. 17. If something sounds funny, you turn up the radio real loud until you get home. 18. You pull the hood latch before you try the key. 19. You wait until the car is running before you fasten your seatbelt. 20. You have to schedule 2 hours of adjustments and repair work so you can take a 10-minute drive to the store.
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A Pro Life _link_? I'm disapointed to say the least.... J.
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A Pro Life _link_? I'm disapointed to say the least.... J.
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Just because it's the weekend and we could all use a laugh... John Henry's BugShop has the original 'You know you drive a beater if..' list. Here's a few more I've collected from the Auto Club at work: YOU KNOW YOU DRIVE A BEATER IF: 1. You lose the stop-light challenge to a 14-year-old on a moped. 2. You cross your fingers every time you try to start the car. 3. 15-minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car for 3 days. 4. When you gas up, the attendant asks Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you? 5. While waiting at a stoplight, people run up asking if anyone was hurt. 6. Traffic reporters are starting to refer to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups. 7. Your tires are balding faster than Michael Bolton. 8. You judge suitable parking spaces by the degree of downhill slope. 9. You have the local towing company on speed-dial. 10. The engine catches fire and you don't notice anything wrong until the firetruck pulls you over. 11. Your entire car isn't worth the minimum insurance deductible. 12. The city sends you a notice requesting that you remove the 'abandoned vehicle' from your driveway. 13. Every time you start your car, the smog index jumps a whole point. 14. The local mechanic says that doing a tune-up is just 'throwing good money after bad'. 15. The 8-track tape deck finally eats your last tape. 16. When you try to sell it, the Old Car Trader won't accept your ad because 'they have a reputation to protect'. 17. If something sounds funny, you turn up the radio real loud until you get home. 18. You pull the hood latch before you try the key. 19. You wait until the car is running before you fasten your seatbelt. 20. You have to schedule 2 hours of adjustments and repair work so you can take a 10-minute drive to the store.
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